The truth behind apples!

i was a normal guy walking down the street one day when i saw an apple tree. oh goody apples!!! i thought and went to pick one. but when i picked one and tooka bite, i was horrified to see a human skeleton pop out of the apple!!!!!!!!!! i ran away calling for my mommy, but the apple i picked and all the appples on the tree started to chase me!!!!!!! they surronded me and started to do an evil chant!!!!!!!!!!!! i got scared and shit myself. then the apples procded to fuck me and i died. the end.